Wordclown for hire. Filthy nightmare peddler. Overlord and writer-in-chief of @casualviolence. New show HOUSE OF NOSTRIL coming to @sohotheatre in January.
@sharpscribbler Your hair’s not as nice as I remember
In the Pleasance Dome stapling our lovely review from @SkinnyComedy to our @casualviolence flyers! (cc @sharpscribbler)
Was going to pose in this photo as the Poppyman but thought it’d be even more disrespectful than the sketch already is.
SPOTTED AT KINGS CROSS: with a suitcase full of Jesus. #nunontherun
This review of the otherwise poorly reviewed App Store game “Save The Titanic” is amazing.
Saw these lovely things in a shop and thought of @paulprice09 - do more @SoAffection!
How To Steal Like A Writer
No way. This kid looks like a total dick.
Troll- lol-lol: @sanityvalve are in the #edfringe guide and they aren't even doing a show this year. A £300 troll.
Conclusive proof about @silky_mac - he finally admits it.
Just saw this outside. Watch out for the Poppyman.
Now all I have opposite me is this ridiculous woman and her tiny hat. #NOTthenun #nunontherun
My evening right now. #amwriting
Excuse me @davenewmanexp - your bio reads " the handsome one" in @casualviolence?
Here's the cunt @silky_mac, who's going to wake up murdered
Ah, #edfringe memories: #ChooseDeath promotion in the latter weeks...
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