Wordclown for hire. Filthy nightmare peddler. Overlord and writer-in-chief of @casualviolence. New show HOUSE OF NOSTRIL coming to @sohotheatre in January.
Oh wow. Seafront in Brighton this morning is just beautiful. Really happy new year.
Thought the punchline for this Christmas cracker joke was going to be " @silky_mac".
A little sneak peek into @_Ben_Walker's personal life via the Viber app screenshot previews.
A sneaky pic from the #majortom set - inside the Clapham branch of the Human Defence League!
Tom Paste (and Colin) of the Human Defence League, ready to defend the world from alien invasion. #majortom
We're creating the @casualviolence Human Defence League shed set today.
Saw this in the bookshop today. Not sure what more I need to add.
Just discovered, by total coincidence, a physical representation of the name of my first album. #DiscardedTubeSushi
Just seen a man walking his dog, which he's dressed in a Lidl bag. Ah, Soho.
My first FaceTime phone call earlier - an impromptu writing session with @casualviolence co-conspirator @stewartj90
NOT AN OFFICIAL @casualviolence Poppyman - but I think I prefer this one.
Just saw this on a mate's Facebook. Amazing.
@paulprice09 Do you already have one of these? If not, would you like one? Accidentally ordered 2. Selling for £20. :-)
I am selling one of these rather excellent "Good Fucking Design Advice" posters - sealed. Accidentally ordered 2! £20.
2. BACK GARDEN FOX SAW ME LOOKIN'
1. I SAW A FOX IN THE BACK GARDEN
1. I SAW A FOX
WARNING: not an official @casualviolence Poppyman. Don't be fooled!
I'm playing Game Dev Story. I made an offensive airplane simulator on it. My staff are soulless corporate arseholes.
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