Wordclown for hire. Filthy nightmare peddler. Overlord and writer-in-chief of @casualviolence. New show HOUSE OF NOSTRIL coming to @sohotheatre in January.
Here's things that I discovered over the last four days in Brighton. 1) A HOUSE IN A VAN.
This made my day.
Director @JaBiddler has tweeted these rehearsal photos of my play, Conk the Dyslexia Goblin.
Today we announced our #edfringe venues for 2013. So I'm spending today locked in my house, writing the damn show.
Contemplating the horrendous idea of making my Poppyman character more seasonal. Probably shouldn't.
TOP TIP: Want a misleading sign outside your top secret sex club? Inverted commas are not your friend.
Doing a cheeky walk-on part in @thatpaircomedy's new sketch!
At the Union Chapel. Unbelievably gorgeous venue. Would give a plaster cast of my scrotum to perform here. Beautiful.
And continued... And continued... And continued...
We're on our way to Leicester. We're in different train carriages. This is currently happening. Thank you, Adam.
Casual Violence do Comic Relief.
I'm really sexy so I'm making a ham sandwich. Or... I'm really sexy because I'm making a ham sandwich. Not sure which
Watch out for the "funniest British film in years" - coming soon to a cinema near you! Good to see comedy with bite.
I don't normally take pictures of my food or drink, but LOOK WHAT THEY GAVE ME WITH MY COFFEE. Best day ever.
Found this sexy snap of @matthewcrosby in the @EtceteraTheatre. Grow your hair back out for Series 2 of #secretdude.
One of my best friends is the drummer in a Polish metal band (no, really). He sent me a wonderful text last night:
Hey, look what I just found! It's Walter White before he got cancer! cc. @davenewmanexp
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