Wordclown for hire. Filthy nightmare peddler. Overlord and writer-in-chief of @casualviolence. New show HOUSE OF NOSTRIL coming to @sohotheatre in January.
I’ve only been to the Bush Theatre twice: once to see my play be put on, and once to see it being published. #wanker
Tech rehearsal @The_Lowry continues ahead of tonight’s show - now with added @MrBenChampion! #HouseofNostril
Tech rehearsal @The_Lowry continues ahead of tonight’s show - now with added @MrBenChampion!
Absolutely knackered after a full day @The_Lowry working on #HouseofNostril. The show is looking gorgeous.
An Evening With Roger Moore. At 2:30pm, because he has to be in bed by six.
Stupid wanker in my comedy act drinks a miniature bottle of wine through a straw.
Best photo of Harrison Ford ever taken? Probably.
People who went to see The Mighty Boosh on Sun/Mon - LOOK WHAT I GOT. Ner ner nerner ner. Yes, it’s the real one.
I have started a Tinder account. With this photo. I am saying “like” to everyone. I am very indiscriminate
I’m in the empire business. #BreakingBad
Nourishing for your hair? NOURISHING?! LOOK WHAT IT DID TO THESE HAPPY CUSTOMERS
Had a go on Tinder for about five minutes before deleting it. Awful thing. Might log back on with this as my photo.
Getting my costume together for a day’s filming tomorrow… #ThePoppyman
Found an ad for @MrBenChampion’s double act partner.
#DoctorWho SPOILER: new generation of Cybermen hiding inside London lamp posts.
Bought myself a jumper. Birthday goon.
@ClemGarritty @NatashaHodgson @davenewmanexp WE’RE HERE
Our first tags for our flyers make me happy. Come see @casualviolence today - 2 for 1! #edfringe
Here’s @casualviolence director @AlexanderNewall with Laz, the gruff paper sperm we invented. On stilts.
Network Rail worker decides to end it all.
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