jake nyberg

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Jackie Treehorn treats tweets like women, man...

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Made a 2am mug of eggnog, sat down to enjoy it and fell asleep while composing this tweet. What could it have become?

Rise and grind...

you know who would?

#THICKE

this look correct?

see screenshot of what ATT app tells me

Keep your eyes on the prize,

. Did I mention the vomit on floor under our feet? Romantic!

Somewhere out there, there exists a person who will pay $25 for this. Yikes.

stand corrected. Google was wrong.

#isthataeuphemism?

cheers.

these were the winners:

Bark.

#itshappening

Just got emailed an ad for an energy company from the - am I alone? Lame.

It's almost like we're drinking with you...

but it isn't a narrative at all....

new profile pic?

Another great year at with on lead vocals.