Bartendress in the middle of nowhere, Oregon. Sarcastic realist, advocate of spandex and short shorts, wine junkie, purveyor of palatable pleasures.
Blue . . . Tuesday??? With @ebeth_mc and @NWwines.
Pouring tonight: Sometimes Naked Almost Famous. Del Maguey Vida, Green Charteuse, Cynar, Ango.
My friends are the best. Came home stepping in dog shit on my walk of shame to a package of whiskey lip balm and a trucker hat.
Alright kids. Sunday Funday at Greg's! Come see me for a Phil
Collins: @BecherovkaUSA, lemon, pear, soda, and Genesis Syrah.
Hey ladies! Revealing games to play with your man? No. Skip this section and go to the section on blow jobs. You can thank me later.
My first cocktail from @drinkswmindy and @glassplayground at the @oregonbarguild cart. Absolutely fabulous. Cheers @PDXCocktailWeek
@BeardAndBitters Maybe they can be friends.
@SaltySeattle - My favorite liqueur! And the tattoo to prove it.
@themayorpete-I've dealt with large Negronis before. It was a really good idea until the third one. Just remember that.
@themayorpete @ - I've dealt with large Negronis before. It was a really good idea until the third one. Just remember that. #negroniFTW
So many bikes, so many suspenders, so many mustaches. Shit in your pockets bingo @ Sam Bond's with the little bro. #home
Feeling much better about my spandex skirt now that I realized it's Saturday and everyone dresses slutty on Saturdays. #spandexsaturday
Checked in. Feet up. River view. Ready for a nap.
Home at last. #nowsmoking La Perla Habana Black Pearl Belicioso. Earthy, sweet, coffee. #cigartherapy
Even the schedule says so. Sunday Funday! Motown and Pinot Noir simple kind of morning. Come watch me stock wine. It's exciting!
I am a horrible Oregonian. WTF is Mercury in retrograde? Nevermind, I'm going back to setting up my fantasy football draft.
Definitely a step up from the "2011 Chartreuse jail tattoos" RT @mattlanning @LilletLady @pdxjunior A thing of beauty! http://t.co/xR6rKvE
@totc - Down and Dirty! #totc
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