*angel face*


I'm not related to Saddam Hussein but if it'll get me media attention then yes I am. Chocolate & sangria lover. Romance novel & sex toy reviewer. Filthy mouth

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I am totally awesome. Look half gone already

I was sitting in the front corner waiting on my pizza lol this was my view

the battery is fine. But this is my issue:

You guyssssss look what arrived in the mail from !! #geewhizzard cc lol

giiiirrrlllll already!

Got this beaut in my mailbox today. Dove straight in. ❤️ ya!

Great scene with Byron Long but I got distracted at the very end with the upshot. #pornscape

Stuck on metro bridge over Potomac river between pentagon and l'enfant plaza stations for 10 minutes.

yeah I always wear one

Girl Scout cookies! #trefoils too bad the price has gone up. I remember the days of $3/box. Now it's $4/box.

Went to Coach outlet. Bought a purse. $133

Yeah finished all his fancy ramen. Yes that's his hand!

Fancy ramen, Mexican Coke, and a playlist that's as old, if not older than, One Direction fans with

Fancy rice balls with while we wait for our RSVP to buzz.

Horrible cold got me down and I was gonna call out tomorrow cuz of the snow. Also my dr appt is canceled due to snow.

Eating the hell out of these Ghirardelli chocolates then using the container to hold condoms. #WINNING

Woo lookie here, Explosive for 's Book of the Month Club. #tobereviewed

I got a nasty splinter bedded in my hand at work. Gross, but also kinda cool.

yayyyy I'm reading this now. Just startenit

dude I have this on my desk IN A PLACE OF PROMINENCE