I'm not related to Saddam Hussein but if it'll get me media attention then yes I am.
Chocolate & sangria lover. Romance novel & sex toy reviewer.
@cheftony I am totally awesome. Look half gone already
@cheftony I was sitting in the front corner waiting on my pizza lol this was my view
@VerizonSupport the battery is fine. But this is my issue:
You guyssssss look what arrived in the mail from @shevibe!! #geewhizzard cc @SexualScientist lol
@Jess_Haines giiiirrrlllll already!
Got this beaut in my mailbox today. Dove straight in. @Jess_Haines ❤️ ya!
Great scene with Byron Long but I got distracted at the very end with the upshot. #pornscape
Stuck on metro bridge over Potomac river between pentagon and l'enfant plaza stations for 10 minutes. @unsuckdcmetro
@laurakcurtis @KatiD yeah I always wear one
Girl Scout cookies! #trefoils too bad the price has gone up. I remember the days of $3/box. Now it's $4/box.
Went to Coach outlet. Bought a purse. $133
Yeah @SexualScientist finished all his fancy ramen. Yes that's his hand!
Fancy ramen, Mexican Coke, and a playlist that's as old, if not older than, One Direction fans with @SexualScientist
Fancy rice balls with @SexualScientist while we wait for our RSVP to buzz.
Horrible cold got me down and I was gonna call out tomorrow cuz of the snow. Also my dr appt is canceled due to snow.
Eating the hell out of these Ghirardelli chocolates then using the container to hold condoms. #WINNING
Woo lookie here, @BethKers Explosive for @Lovehoney_com's Book of the Month Club. #tobereviewed
I got a nasty splinter bedded in my hand at work. Gross, but also kinda cool.
@buckeyegirl31 yayyyy I'm reading this now. Just startenit
@jodywallace dude I have this on my desk IN A PLACE OF PROMINENCE
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