@buzzfeed person. these tweets are based off the true story of my dog's life. thx for ur support.
"Green salad" rigghhttttt egypt...
Remember when my people built this @SZweibel
Leaving for israel today and dealing with this! #leavingthecountrystat
Jeffreyt campbell for forever??? Hmmm
@abby_wrong loves scaley animals
To twitter and the prohibition.
Prez is there somewhere. Find him
This leopard is so trendy.
One elbow patched. 2 to go. JK just one, I don't have 3 arms!!!
I made a dresser! One down. One to go
Brodie didn't care much for kanyes performance.
I make art installations out of straws at work when no one is in the dining room
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. NOT @JessPanzarella
My grandpa sculpted this for you Mr. President.
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