@buzzfeed person. these tweets are based off the true story of my dog's life. thx for ur support.
me looking at ur April Fool's jokes
"Eurotrip" has literally never been more relevant
HARRY CASUALLY HANGING OUT WITH BELLATRIX LESTRANGE
Adele gets verklempt
Nicole Kidman claps condescendingly
this is what Kristin Chenoweth used before she came on the red carpet today
"tell me about your nipples, I MEAN DRESS, Anne"
Buffalo Chicken #Oscars
she can't do Friday
LOOK AT EDDIE REDMAYNE AS A GIRL http://bzfd.it/W74i4h
Aphi loves blackberries
Just a buddy bathroom. Nothing like peeing with your bff close by
Just one shmekel for this
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