Michael Riseman

@isplotchy

arrow-time maker *pants advocate* fledgling runner * husband to @ShesAllWrite * asterisk enthusiast

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Sponsored?

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Hey, and I are having a baby!

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Reading 's Tumblr and not having a lot of hope for humanity or heroes.

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Remind me never to use these colors in a pie chart, even during testing.

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I don't see what's so neat about this Google Doodle.

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WE CAN CHANCE IT

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Viewer #999,666, motherfuckers.

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That's a lot of Sabbath, .

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The picture I just posted at my blog, for the benefit of people whose work inexplicably blocks my splotchy.com website.

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#cloudcloud with *sigh*

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Tomorrow, let's take pictures of ourselves like the album cover of Heroes, and use those for avatars. #HeroesFriday

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In case you thought I was kidding about the high volume of stock people-in-headset photos I am being subjected to:

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Vamp with an umbrella, I know, I know, it's serious.

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Rumpelstiltskin Condition

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Aww Gmail, you didn't have to fuck up my screen to prompt me to see your new look.

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Conference Call + Work From Home = Happiness

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Enjoyably random tweet aggregation by fake Twitter account.

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I have so many meetings I have to schedule a meeting for lunch.

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#neckpets

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Me and Zuzu

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