arrow-time maker *pants advocate* fledgling runner * husband to @ShesAllWrite * asterisk enthusiast
Hey, @ShesAllWrite and I are having a baby!
Reading @JenKirkman's Tumblr and not having a lot of hope for humanity or heroes.
Remind me never to use these colors in a pie chart, even during testing.
I don't see what's so neat about this Google Doodle.
WE CAN CHANCE IT
Viewer #999,666, motherfuckers.
That's a lot of Sabbath, @PitchforkMedia.
The picture I just posted at my blog, for the benefit of people whose work inexplicably blocks my splotchy.com website.
#cloudcloud with @ShesAllWrite *sigh*
Tomorrow, let's take pictures of ourselves like the album cover of Heroes, and use those for avatars. #HeroesFriday
In case you thought I was kidding about the high volume of stock people-in-headset photos I am being subjected to:
Vamp with an umbrella, I know, I know, it's serious.
Aww Gmail, you didn't have to fuck up my screen to prompt me to see your new look.
Conference Call + Work From Home = Happiness
Enjoyably random tweet aggregation by fake Twitter account.
I have so many meetings I have to schedule a meeting for lunch.
Me and Zuzu
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