I fought the lawn. #irishmarket #easilyamused

€2: PET THING. #irishshop

Yet again, @suitov has rescued an horrendous day: this time with Make Your Own Biscotti. My hero.

Ladies and gentlemen: my wonderfully nutritious, extortionately expensive BBC canteen sandwich.

Bit glum tonight, so I made some Cornish Havva cake, inspired by @KarenDTregaskin.

#strangeexperimentsihavedonetoday

Something appalling has happened to the BBC Ringmain.

Best night out ever with Birthday @Girl_al and co. - crazy dancing, great drinks, ruining shirts, you name it.

@zephoria You're at #sxsw? I just lost my grey teddy bear. Devastated. Pls help me find him. Going home tomorrow.

Just got a photo of Bobo bear with a very patient @levarburton. He said @big_poppa_G has serious issues #sxsw2013

@big_poppa_G Boris says thank you for the box #kitten #box

@big_poppa_G ERMAHGERD BEST PRESENT EVAR xxxx

Guess what. I, Helen Nina Elizabeth Purves, have been bought ROSES. RED ONES. By @big_poppa_G in fact.

Free stuff. They were giving Ikea pots away in the city centre and lovely @suitov bagged one for me. Yay

Either this BBC News reporter has been wearing sunglasses, or she has a very interesting skin condition.

Art installation, captured by @suitov. Purves, Helen; Jan 2013. Title: "DO NOT USE"

.

"It is important to remove hair only by gentle brushing. Do not shave your cat." A present from @big_poppa_G

Brilliant present from @lib_thinks, who knows about my secret crush. Will make @big_poppa_G wear it at sexytimes.

A very merry Christmas to you too, odious little git xxx /cc @itsprobablynot @big_poppa_G