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Gazing at a pack of mayonnaise, thinking of . I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

Wondering what was doing in the bed earlier.

Ugh. It's following me home.

Creeping on . You?

Better than eating lunch at the office.

They killed her. This is why we can't have nice things.

I'll be starting my motivational speaking tour soon.


Fine, I'll make it easier.

Well the good news is that the walls are back.

Bye bye backsplash.

Hey , how'd this turn out for ya?

The only evidence left that there was a pool party.

I don't know what you want.


Guarding the stairs.

DIY sleeping pill. You're jealous of how handy I am.

I think he's trying to figure out whether or not I'm food.

Size queen train guys.

Kitty in mirror is larger than he appears.