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I feel a lil guilty eating this precious turkey

I've got my custom veg dressing and gravy~

Oh schnucks you flops

Precioussss goldie loving the weather awwww

Awwwwwww my adopted turkey!! So precious

okay im reading thru my target weekly ad lol and the standard is 9.99 and deluxe is 13.99 with a separate cd

This dog is too much

So 's new dog is presh. Well his roommate's but whatev

Attn I got the qtest scarf at h&m with a fox on it~

my cat did not want to join the party

Got the latest issue of The Bible According to

Whole foods' vegan chicken salad on my dad's homemade french bread plus half a honeycrisp apple for lunch. Yum yum

Why does my apartment not look like this sigh

It's homecoming!!

this is my bb melina who still lives with my parents

Yall these bb carrots from my organic co op slay

Oh and this is it naturally straight~~

Feeling a lil alex russo-y with my new haircut since I curled it~

Holy shit the cat christmas toy aelection is INCREDIBLE cc:

Pinch me omg