I write columns for The Sunday Times and books for Penguin.
Hey, Rhoda. You know how you can't get a table at Balthazar, because you're horrible? This is delicious alternative.
Two Gs, actually : (
@questingvole @princessofvp @biggreenbooks Oh yes, I meant to say, look!
@MarinaOLoughlin @oliverthring How can you not see it, blindo? Here.
@TimesFood When tweets juxtapose pleasingly -
@Nigella_Lawson & see top left - you are LUNCH.
@TheMediaTweets @scaryduck @thesaharadesert Very fine, but this remains my fave -
@charlesarthur But never been a prob. Today, this literally all day. Maybe I've been hacked, how thrilling for someone.
If you click on 'aggregate bomb census' for the whole of the city, you get this.
@petepaphides Look, last year's in plastic bin -
@flashboy Race ya.
Ew, creepy lechy-old-man marketing by @MalmaisonHotels.
@laurenlaverne @mckelvie @heawood Plus I have cheered myself up through the medium of Nell's accessories. Night!
@jojomoyes I can't find A as amazing pumpkin 10 years ago. However:
My sister on last night's Homeland. She's not wrong : (
@Fig_Tree_Books Look, proof. How weird. Shall I resend?
@naomialderman I don't want this
@neilgibbons @stuarthoughton Ha -
@IanDouglas Not actual keeper, turns out, but it was IN the penguin enclosure.
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