Zaphod Beeblebrox

@indiaEss

5/3/14. 2/10/15.

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how your homework feels about you

this is gonna end with you in the living room like

That’s funny. My friends were smoking this weekend and I was like

RT : I bet women who wear pink and white sets can suck the hell out of some penis.

RT : !!!! RT : I reeeeally need to do Irish Car Bombs with my framily soon.

My white coworker is talking about Blackish.

I forgot about Wisconsin.

But.. I thought..

RT : If I weren’t in a committed relationship I’d probably give Jada Pinkett all 8 inches of me.

Mood:

Watching the “I’m drunk” tweets like

you’ll live!

When I actually tried to figure out if the ‘S’ or ‘C’ was silent in ‘scent’…

RT : GOT YO DICK ON FLEEK.