Patrick Thomson

@importantshock

talker for @postmodemcast / writer for @cityofislands / “so sweet and misguided”—@nap_dad

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My hotel room had artwork made up of a mosaic of Twitter avatars. It was hideous.

My hotel room had artwork made up of a mosaic of Twitter avatars. It was hideous.

Martini Time with .

Morning coffee with .

Cat picture!

Camera lenses are nice when your vision is a bit blurry.

Nice tribute in front of the Shadyside Apple store:

Representing today.

I am the prettiest girl at the ball. /cc

La Soledad pour-over.

This is a terrific cup of coffee.

Listen, guys. got me the BEST GIFT. THE BEST POSSIBLE GIFT.

My hotel room's artwork appears to be a paean to self-mutilation:

Some light reading for the plane ride to #StrangeLoop.

Look at this fucking television.

Holy shit, you guys, look at what and bought me:

Beer-can chicken, green beans, olives, blue cheese, martinis and tomato-basil bread.

Me, , and .

Fuck you, weather.

I cannot stop eating these fucking things. I am convinced they're putting crack in them.