Patrick Thomson

@importantshock

talker for @postmodemcast / writer for @cityofislands / “so sweet and misguided”—@nap_dad

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This douchebag cheated in Letterpress (”periclitated”? you kidding me?) and I still won. Eat shit, fucker.

I AM THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE BALL.

I don’t pretend to understand these people. /cc ,

This is holding my λ x. x + 1 pumpkin.

Joal has no Twitter, but this is the gesture he would make:

FUCK YOU, YOU JACKHAMMERING ASSHOLE

. is trying to cool down. Using beer bottles.

I have only faint memories of taking this photo of

The Altar Bar.

Ultimate Nerd Keyboard status achieved.

Is there no sympathy? None? /cc

Maximum fabulosity.

Bonk out with your ankhs out.

SHIT YES /cc

In which suckitude is established.

Heh.

Young men in various stages of ruination. /cc

Seeing someone as wise and kind as : basically the best of all things.

I mean, come on. This tie is dope as fuck.