Patrick Thomson

@importantshock

talker for @postmodemcast / writer for @cityofislands / “so sweet and misguided”—@nap_dad

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I send text messages.

In which Joalton nails the fundamental problem with the Mass Effect series:

Best seat ever.

Ain’t no love (but I’m right).

Behold: on NYE, on the Champs-Elysses, I captured a rare photo of the Grumpiest Man Alive.

Flying home tomorrow. Gonna miss this beer. And my family. But definitely this beer.

Get out of there, cat. You are not dishwasher-safe.

This microwave has the worst UI of any appliance I have ever used. It’s like a Blackberry fucked the obelisk from 2001.

Starting with a bottle of champagne we bought on the street because we are classy.

Starting with a bottle of champagne we bought on the street because we are classy.

The master of all he surveys.

Boucherie:

Walking down the Parisian streets with and ham/egg/cheese crêpes.

Pâté and cider and sausage for lunch.

From Saturday: rainy Pittsburgh.

My sister always looks beautiful and well-coiffed. Whereas I look like this.

Cool kids make Final Fantasy 7 jokes.

Some days I wake up to *really, really* good text messages.

I’ve got some pretty good wrist pigs, if I say so myself

This is my houseplant. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It cost $5.