long hard tweets
@elserracho Major Sandwich was my domestic partner. I am now a war widow.
Figured out where the frozen leeks were that I thought I brought home the other day. Also what that weird smell in my car was.
I just want to fucking party.
I work with responsible adults.
Holy shit, guys. You can write on the Rice Krispy Treat wrapper now.
Never did come up with a name for her.
Automatic carwashes will never not be a good time.
Find this snake!
My grow dinosaur with the small head and large body.
Fuck yeah, 2011!
Love baby photos of Patrick on Christmas Eve.
My Secret Santa doesn't agree with my decision to cut back.
I always want to, but never have the guts, to steal stuff from here.
With Kathy at Canters, post Conan.
So close to freezing to death right now.
Sigalert lurking score!
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