Ian Horner


Purveyor of quantified bullshit since 2005.

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Hmm, don't know if I rock this quite as well as

Also, if anyone remembers who drew this image. Let me know.

Why can't we have nice things anymore…


And as luck would have it, I'm watching the first non accidental "Derp".

Let's play "#MTG Card Spoiler or Indian Snack Food"!

This round it's "Moong Dal"

Click through for the answer!

Aww. I wanted a chocolate Tupac.

Agedashi Tofu, Success!

Then again, I think she might be onto something.

Mission Accomplished

Okay, how many is this then?

I know.

♪ ♫ I've got a golden ticket… ♪ ♫

I am also in an iPad line that is much less sad. Apple gave us all juice boxes!

Curtain going up…

Compressing the line at the iPad 2 launch. Looks like I got here just in time.

So it "Records" "Data", is that it?

And the second most painful step, cleaning.