I was going to be smug that I had this cupcake and you don't. But in fact, it's crap. Dry as a camel's arse. Fail, Waitrose. Epic fail.

So, @McKelvie is fucking awesome. Check out the detail on this pic of FOB he did me. Legend.

Um, @romanxcandle wtf are you doing in this painting?

Hey, @petewentz - you moonlighting, son?

These babies are about to go through my ears. Woohoo!

These babies are about to go through my ears. Woohoo!

This is my walk home tonight... wish I could be out there swimming. Def warm enough.

This is what I spent the last hour doing.

Summer tiiiiiiime and the living is eaaaaaseeeeeeeh

Julie and I on the beach.

Where I am right now.