SEO for @MailOnline. chelsea season ticket holder. views are my own.
:D look at this email i just got. charming. (NSFW language)
it is me looking like a gormless twazzock stood next to the footballer damien duff :D
this white castle candle is making my whole room smell like onions
@clockworkbart @zouzouvampire so i kind of bought this before i knew if autumn lily was a boy or a girl...woops
hawksmoor to do beef 7 ways? (rumour). cool. interestingly, just got my hands on a copy of the forthcoming cookbook
hehe, facebook's 'topic recognition' thing is silly
our top keywords this evening...
@hollowlegs you are the actual best <3 i owe you one pal
andre villas-boas on the front of august's chelsea magazine <3
ALL HE HAS TO DO? not sure it's that simple
google's 'search by image' function - not so great?
never change, DM readers... :\
pretty decent restaurant, like. dunno if you've heard of it
bit insensitive, like, twitter
sure it looks good...but everything about it was crap
@ClockWorkBart @ZouZouVampire wedding invitations! top work... really nicely done
importance markers! wow, gmail. wow.
what are you talking about, bbc, that's not even a thing
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