And lastly, mine. From 8,000 miles away I present the green Hawaiian jack-o-lantern with fitting pineapple headgear.

Oh, correction that "goose" on the left is a stork. My friend came out with the news tonight that she's preggers.

The cow jumping over the moon - always scary!

...the rest of "Maine", a skier, and... frankly I have no idea what that is.

The ever entertaining barfing Jack-o-lantern.

A very original Jeep Willys from our resident motorhead.

...a ghost, umm maybe a sideways moose, a beer mug, a face, the state of Maine...

And now the contestants: apparently a goose, the Bruins' Stanley Cup, a scary face, umm I don't know what, "Maine"...

And now meet the contestants: apparently a goose, the Bruins' Stanley Cup, scary face, I have no idea what, "Maine"...

This is @dbvs's Stanley Cup.

For fear of ruining a good cyclist's tan I bought a hat the size of an umbrella. White-guy-in-Hawaii-status maintained!

Stumbled on XTerra world champs. Makes me realize that not only do I suck at swimming but I have no interest to learn.

WHOOP! Let's go Pats! WhoohohooohHHOOoooo

We're cruising! Rest stop with @timmydugganjgh up front, @mavic flying support, and everyone having a good time.

Good company. World champ @frenchb7 leads blinded @jessedanthony on the tandem. Krempels King of the Road Challenge!

Half way thru my ride at kilometer one hundo. @ScratchBakingCo's finest greets me, amazing bagels. Thankyouverymuch!

I'm obviously doing something wrong here. I'm on @joaoisme's #FatManTours and I'm eating salad and aqua frizzante.

There are certainly worse places yo wake up. 5hrs w @laurenstendam and @joaoisme's Fat Man Tours until they cry uncle.

This is a first: I am tweeting from a rope bridge. I'm at white trash club med, a la casa de Danforth. Love it.

@bikesnobnyc ever see this gem? "Flush away toxins from fat"! I also like her hand positioning.