Brett Petersen

@iambrettp

Professional Rapper, Producer, Blogger, Softball Player & Field Marketer. And a Professional FIBBER!

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Wanna teach me how the HECK to use this thing????

Merry Sal-mas

Brad wanted me to tweet this: "Christmas with my family"

PetersenIII is a Certified sociopath #faketwittername #dad #skip

You guys are adorable! I found a picture of my doppleganger

Big morning

My girlfriend is the little girl from 'Signs'

Well, given the circumstances, I would say it's time for us to have some...

Dead people go in there

I told her she should act her age (which is 51) and she said...

he looks JUST like Joe Pantoliano

How about looking like Krusty the Clown this morning

Gonna be a good day off!!!

#NickiSignMyBoobz MOOBIES!!!

Moobs!! #NickiSignMyBoobz

So much shit to do today #naht

I flip over to MTV Jams during the pats game and I see in a Monica music video.

Told you my brother was Adrian Petersen

HAHAHHAAH don't be mad at me. Someone sent me a picture from your date the other night. How'd it go?

HAHAHHAHAHA HE'S DEAD!!!!!