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@HurtyWords

Cynical mom, surreptitiously documenting annoying behavior and joking about it here. I make stuff and sell it at http://t.co/oW8cviVH8H

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Yes. My birthday is coming up. It's always good to know who isn't coming to the party.

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Gayest looking anti-gay activists I've ever seen. #benhambrothers #hgtv

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Proof that I am not a typing chimp, . Or maybe I stole this photo from somebody else...

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When I run out of material, I post my face. Anyway, it seems to work on Tumblr...

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Spamming my face on every social network I can think of. Except Google+ because Pffftt!!

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Without any prompting, my husband and boys picked up these from Walgreen's today.

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Fudge Freezie. Not bad.

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If you thought it possible for me to drink a margarita without posting a photo of it first, you'd be dead wrong.

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Ah...Ahsoka! And, no I didn't cut myself just so we wouldn't waste these.

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May your holidays be blight. I mean bright! BRIGHT!

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I'm still not sure when it actually begins.

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Somebody else's photo. My caption. Happy Stolichanukah!

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I'm kinda pissed off about my life as of late.

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Okay, so this isn't "recent" image, but it's what I used to look like here.

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