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If you're going to put your company logo on the side of a van with a sliding door, keep this in mind.
I'd like this cake in red velvet for my birthday.
Romney campaign using "said no one ever" in infographic about the number of people still living w/ parents.
We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight. Happy Friday.
Mitt Romney met with the Rev. Billy Graham Thursday.
Can't make out what channel Romney was watching. But it looks like he had great snacks.
President Obama watched the VP debate on CNN aboard Air Force One last night.
#LOLingJoe #EarnestPaul #VPDebate
Jill Biden asking which one is Bean.
Cut fat, not the military. #PumpedPaulRyan
Peace through strength. #PumpedPaulRyan
Paul Ryan casually pumping iron and being a total babe.
If it wasn't for you voting so much on your Nokia in 02, Kelly Clarkson might not even have a greatest hits album.
The Twitter bird IRL.
N.H. resident Joyce Coffey was arrested 4 times in 26 hrs for rocking out so hard. NO ONE ROCKS HARDER THAN JOYCE.
Sarah Palin notices the paparazzi after a shopping trip to K Mart in L.A.
Rumors from unpublished memoirs in fan message boards are often fake, right? That's what I'm holding on to.
Dubstep's biggest threat is teens who say "I'm like really into dubstep" and K Mart.
Nicki Minaj's horribly titled "Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded: The Re-Up" looks like every album she's ever done.
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