An altar to #litterplugs. /cc @Cabel

#litterplug /cc @Cabel

Our new plates, a gift from @smugglerscovesf. Can’t have another kid now!

Happy Easter!

A Face Called Wanda

My little SF native is five weeks old today.

My swaddle game is unstoppable.*

(*except by this tiny little baby)

Supposed to sleep, can’t, baby’s cuteness is too loud. Wanda Singe Trott, born 1/6/13 4:51pm, 7lbs even, 19.5”

8.5 months

36 weeks & 2 days, 27 days to go, give or take a couple weeks.

Cut-Up Cake reindeer made out of meatloaf & mashed potatoes. His cherry tomato nose glows, thanks to some glow sticks.

@bluescreenlife I have Xmas nails, too!

A thoughtful gift from the neighbors at the pier: a carp-ton of gorgeous, legit, heavy-duty, weathered nautical rope!

Found a hospital gown for labor that has exotic cocktails on it. It’s even called “I Dream of Mai Tais.” #dorkfancy

My sandwich has pork belly and avocado, and life is ridiculous.

Norwegian Paralysis! Sans aquavit, for now.

Santa sez, “Happy Halloween!” Ready for 4 barely-costumed teenagers to come looking for candy at around 10 p.m.

Liles made me a Mount Saint Martinelli’s Bowl for my birthday!

What it’s come to: black cherry Kool-Aid powder & non-alcoholic champagne. I have not discovered a new taste sensation.

Letting my hair take on its default configuration today: Lion’s Mane.