Formerly the 'Jorge Cantu of Twitter' - now somewhere in the Nelson (Mohamad) Cruz range. I like Rangers baseball and Stars hockey. I probably don't like you.
@RangersFanMatt Did this happen to you too?
Received gift booze with a 3 Wise Men theme to drink out of glasses featuring said Men, and dear god. Send livers.
Dear @teen_archer, I photographed your favorite band for you. #spree
Congrats to @ProductiveOuts and @FringeAverage on your new logos as assigned by my phone's downloads folder:
Who wants to learn some history?
My dog nephew Boris is at the dog emergency room and I have all the feelings :(
Oh you know, just watching a totally normal thing.
And home sweet home. Well, one of them
Brb, violating business hours.
I'll take "Times To Be Glad You're Not At RBIA" for $1000, Alex.
The important stuff is unpacked, I can quit now, right?
I am hoarding all of the tickets, apparently.
No, YOU just got this in a text message:
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