My brains helped me pass the bar and my tits will help me win cases. F*ck: Bud Foster. Marry: a Hokie. Kill: HD. None of this BS is legal advice.

Photos and Videos by @HokiESQ

  • Timeline
  • Gallery

  • 365 days ago via site
  • 93

  • 491 days ago via site
  • 62

To: Miami and Duke fans
From: Hokies fans

  • 557 days ago via site
  • 230

Based on the multiple DMs I just received, this is my reaction to the upcoming Hokies football schedule

  • 572 days ago via site
  • 165

" ...Wife has a family reunion and I was watching kids alone. Now she's taking them with, leaving me solo"

  • 589 days ago via site
  • 76

When my uncle tells me I can't get his 17 and 15 year old kids drunk at either ESQ family wedding

  • 599 days ago via site
  • 85

Hey, Jon Tenuta:

  • 609 days ago via site
  • 91

Someone up there loves me so hard. Just pulled into the gas station with 0 miles of gas left


  • 1026 days ago via site
  • 192

OMG ... my friend posted this on Facebook. Must go to Target ASAP.

  • 1048 days ago via site
  • 69

We're baking, bitches

We had Chinese for dinner... Fuck yes


meant to send this yesterday. successful tailgate - killed the Franz

My favorite of the designs by the artist formerly known as , from his flickr account

  • 1095 days ago via site
  • 148

Sunday night is Franzia night in America

How the hell does this thing keep showing up?! Super appropriate for work.

step 1

First book I saw at the library, how appropriate

I don't even remember this happening

1 2 3 4 Next