Athlete, computer geek, father.
That's the President @BarackObama almost making me late for my hockey game! Goalies need escorts too!
@alotofnothing @melisalw pads on phone beeping....I'll fix when I get home, stop playing with stuff!!! ;)
iPads are cool, but filming with them looks kind of douchy. Also, what are you filming fellow theme parker?
The real feel temp is 98, humidity is high, but we live here. When you're at Disney World? Its worth it!
I'd say holy shit balls but they melted
My little black dapple wiener photo for @SarcasticMomLC
I am wearing my new super dorky shirt today! #nerdsrule
For @HowardStern a Gammorean guard
@alotofnothing yup #1stgradefieldtripchaperone
Everest challenge and coaster conquered with partner @2princessmama
Waiting for the @NYIslanders to come out for warmups. Let's go #Isles
Shamelessly promoting the Orlando concert Saturday at house of blues Orlando because @guster gave me tix!
This is what I saw when I got in my car to go home from work. Florida for the win!
My wife's wiener likes when I pet it
Sometimes there are just no words
When it gets windy out west they get tumbleweeds, here in Florida we have wild beach balls!
Borat came to see hammer too!
Who is that? It's MC effing Hammer bitches!
Sleeping dogs with tongues out are funny
Let's go #isles and thanks to Trevor gillies for giving my daughter a puck!
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