I've 'Never lost the vulgarity of The North.' Also a 'helpful member' of the music class. http://t.co/UKYfjaNoAb
Four months later the sloe gin is ready...
I'm at a castle. Someone always comes along and spoils it. I mean ruins it. Thing
Everyone here is just so relieved
Mr Knievel has his own ramp round the front
@gingernuts talking of which, ever seen one of these?
‘Right, let’s have a look. Windscreen washer filler cap… page 296’
These yogurts taste funny... Or do they?
Roald Dahl updated
@ethereality Hmm, got up close to the wasp and it was a very different story. Floor had changed and everything
@theandrewsmart ... and they have a back room full of action men:
@michaelhogan Not so much 'Chivetalk' as '0800ChiveChat'
Found this with my metal detector, pretty sure it’s early Saxon
In the French ad for these crisps, Lineker downs 12 pints & punches Lawro's lights out. Probably.
Nigel Slater’s not all sticky toffee puddings and apple turnovers. Who knew?
@Banterpitter Never had them either. I'd imagine they taste a bit like this:
Is this the sort of party you want? Is it?
For me, this is still the greatest typo ever
d @ethereality Ok ok, I found me in a bow tie:
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