Lunch.

Okay I might have an addiction with colorful bottoms now. New additions:

Texts I love. #twitterafterdark

Curled up at my legs. Love of my life.

There are so many things wrong with this. The dates, the same message. Come on guys!

Bright pink shorts.

Dairy Queen with my Dad.

You guys! Thoughts?

Or this? Loving the color.

Kardash ass?

And then she's like "Nah, just kidding. I love you."

My dog's like "I own you, bitch."

Damn you, bleach.

Sitting on the porch with the Pup.

Come home. Sit down for two seconds. Dog is already asleep on top of me.

Facebook's new app won't let you load what you missed? I don't get it. That's a huge fail.

When her tail is straight, she has no fucks to give.

People date via facebook? Is this a thing?

Maybe I should be flatter that people are reposting my instagram photos as their own. Give credit! cc @davidwallendorf

On a scale of one to crazy, these sunglasses are ridiculous. And they're all mine!