i used to get $10 in quarters to play arcade games, now i get $10 in quarters to do laundry.

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lots of crazy shit happens in the world that i wouldn't know about w/o checking my USA today app from time to time.

now that football season is over ben rothleisberger can go back to solving
crimes in the 1950's.

"coverage you can count on."

high bananas.

i'm at the fair bitches!

it is! picking up our bottles now.


so is drinking steel reserve out of jesus' skull.


did we have enough red bull and vodka last night?

i did.

hands down worst halloween costume this year. i'll take it!

good ol' "my wife" jokes.

look at who the fuck is at tom thumb.

say goodbye to the king of poop.

thank you in n out for making us look like fucking hicks.

andrew w fake.

unchill azn bro.

shirt i'm wearing tonight for HP7pt2:

if you grew up in dallas i know you remember this guy from trader's village or the west end, he's still at it!