Matt Porter

@HelloMattPorter

I EAT MY OATMEAL EVERY DAY

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look what the Easter bunny got for me; #Tigers

Baby :3

Straight thuggin in Eastpointe with

The Sears mannequins terrify me. I thought these were real people.

#DetroitTigers

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My face when people blame the goalie for losing a game #pleasedie #babcockstare

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#redwings

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Just a hovercar. Nothing to see here.

The reason why my Valentine's Day is better than yours

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Forgot my twitpic again.

Just realized that one of these scary dudes was chilling in the bathroom next to me while I was poopin.

DAMNIT IT'S IN THE SATCHEL

Forgot my twitpic. Whoops.

#Bromosexual

I am so bored right now. is asleep on my bed and I'm on /v/. Also #Picturesofmycatsleepingfunny

#Brotoss

I love birds. #yarrpirates

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