you probably recognize me from being awesome.
@traciethoms for the memories...
@VirginAmerica tweeting a pic of a fourchette would probably get me disqualified. so how about: four-eyes? #VX4TW
homemade mango salsa! u jelly? u r.
they already have more than enough to donate if they feel so inclined. #recordoilprofits
the beginnings! the heavy work starts tomorrow...large containers and row planting.
a girlfriend came over last night and we played on the chalkboard. i swear we were 100% sober.
if brooke shields and renee zellewegger (sp) had a baby...
really, asshole? you couldn't be bothered to raise the fucking lid? that was one step too many?
blackout in the apt bldg. luckily, i'm prepared!
my power, my pleasure, my pain.
your child put stickers all over the car window? i assume s/he no longer has the use of her/his legs
oh, ron. nobody dresses like that in college. #adifferentworld
beautiful ciabatta bread fresh from my oven!
making holiday gifts!
for the young narcissist in your life.
you oughta see the whole outfit.
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