I'm a 38-year-old guy living near Indianapolis.
Tonight's Yu start? Definitely fuckable. #Rangers #YuIsMyHomeboy
Laid some wood and got into the pink stuff today. Garage attic is finally getting close to being finished!
Grillin' like a mo'fo. You win this round, @brewhouse. Shoulda stuck with 2 coats.
Just about the time I thought today might get productive... #doody
#Rangers missed a PAT, gave up a rouge today.
Four scoreless innings, 5 Ks for @YuDarTranslated. Qualifies as fuckable.
Hey @WizWTHR, don't forget to stop at the ATM. #wheresmymoneyman
Holy fucking hell. #pumppatrol
Mind blown. #sixdegreesofmmmmbacon
This is not good.
Just one gallon, please. Thanks. #pumpmaster
@GCPepperguy @uplandbrewco This one?
Trouble at Steak N Shake. Need to call in @halliday_pete to cook.
Beer League on Comedy Central, with my good friend Artie Lange.
@suss2hyphens Old school logo on the other side w/ '84 celebration.
Must be saving the Boone's for the back 9.
Seems like appropriate music for today. #MarchMadness
Got us a runner!! #LAPD
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