I'm Michael My favorite animal is steak. I have an identical twin brother who is my opposite, which means he's really cool. I'm good at tpying and speleng.
I know where we are shopping next girls! @Misty_Maven @MaddoxMadison
Let's go back! @soundlyawake @petrilude @loserluigi #BERMUDA
THAT is some motherfuckin' contour!
I'm bored. Arts and crafts time! Who wants one?!
@josephbirsong I thought you might like this! (NSFW... if you are working that is)
THAT is a lesbian. I don’t care what ANYONE says.
@jdoyle4 We got your X-ray back... it doesn't look good.
Ryan Gosling jacked my hair do!
Oops, I did it again. #blonde
Where do I go tonight in Dallas? Im in full drag.
I knew! #DustinLanceBlack plus #GusVanSant plus #TaylorLautner equals #GayWerewolf
Colonel and @thebossofyou by the end of this summer.
In the words of Lady Gaga: "Ew."
Britney in just smiling/looking cute on her new single cover and haters are hating. The same people that like this joke.
@petrilude, me, Ebonee Excell, and @itscmaddox last weekend. I'm going to miss my girls this summer..
This picture makes me love Deena from Jersey Shore.
I want this hair again! #thissummer
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