english lit major, loves to travel, funny when not meaning to be. will work for books and airfare.
*facepalm* Bendito. ¿No se levantó de la anestesia? (via, where else, @elnuevodia) #translationfail
No voy a mentir. Me reí. Excelente selección de palabras. (via @elnuevodia)
Viernes Santo, dia de recogimiento. Yo estoy recogiendo el sol. Llegale!
Taking 'crazy cat lady' to new levels: that's an embroidered cat on her shirt. Her favorite one. And his name.
Birthday present from @ateosmo. Small jewelry box containing not a ring but a Snitch. #triunfo
I graduated. Finally. I cried. I am SO HAPPY. #latetothegame #madeit
How i blow-dry my hair while driving to work. #curlyhair
What the fuck are you doing? Run away, motherfucker! #livefeedSanFran #tsunami
Hot pink lipstick on shitty days makes me feel better. <3
@ateosmo and Hanna's afternoon of fun. <3
Making my crappy morning 20% better.
Entre la foto del hombre alérgico a su propio semen y la quemadura con "crema" de Vázquez... #itwassemen #endisucks
The most wonderful time of the year... Girl Scout Cookies Season! Getting my yearly Samoas fix. WIN.
If they look like and sound like The Beatles... #Jukebox win. they sang Nowhere Man. DOUBLERAINBOWAWESOME.
@wilw My scissors are too big, so I colored in eyes and cheekbones(?). Darth as a harlequin.
My fountain pen makes everything better. #bestgiftever #inkstainsrock
I want to be like her when I grow up. Also, would not kick her out of bed. #NSFW #tattoos #girlcrush #sexheels
Maybe they'd take you seriously if you learned how to write correctly. Just saying. #hazno #grammarnazi
©2016 Twitpic Inc, All Rights Reserved