I am a man trapped inside the body of a female demon & one day if you're lucky I will be inside of you-
@StellaRtwot homage by @HeyItsLori
@OhNoSheTwitnt Game of Thrones fan? Look here...
@IdStandOnThat @CandyWarhole Ummm.... Mine is better! cc: @PuddingBoobs
@IdStandOnThat @CandyWarhole Ummm... mine is better! cc: @puddingboobs
Was this remake reenacted with action figures? RT @SethGreen Doubters beware- #Footloose delivers the goods.
Looking at some old tweets, I found this one with the perfect amount of stars:
@TheChrisAngel RYAN REYNOLDS? Really? I'm thinking this when I masturbate sp? & think of you. Happy Early Birthday @shariv67 @paxochka
Guess the title of this porno that @Im_Tricia is in! Best answer gets my Tweet of the Day trophy & a shout out!
I'm sure it will really piss off @getoffendedcom that I have her soul today!
LOOK BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE! @Ragekat & @TiffyCope don't want anyone to know about their matching tattoos! #roastfriday
Here's a pic of my grandpa from 2 years ago with one of his hot dates. #ladykiller @KatrinaKBowden
My new Book of the Month Club erec... SELECTion. My wife wants me to read more. Suck it Oprah!
@Paxochka I had to pull a lot of strings to get the table next to the fireplace, but I want everything to be perfect.
For all of the bloated vaginas wondering where the Hell I have been...
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