@LillyLyle Phwoooaar. Nice hose work.

So, how do you like my leaflet so far? Which bit is Brown & which bit is my ass?

...and so Gideon went to across the land and personally gave the poor the basics....

@UncleMarvo What's a drying old leftie? Here's a recent personal portrait

@SplinterSunrise Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and he wore rubber pants. Get in.

@MoreUtterPiffle @bilbobaggins2k This is excellent for fanny hair - I get a good couple of shaves out of one of these.

Might wax my chest as well - what do you think? Scuse the squinting. The sun's in my eyes in this shot.

Another delightful young Canadian beaver.

Canada on the other hand - wall to wall beavers. First thing you do in Ontario is make the international sign of the beaver.

This is @james_monk my #twittercrush. I can picture him now...

@obotheclown @Political_Fun @AlJahom here you go

@chakrabortty

@chakrabortty First, I have to run round and catch George. He's pretty fast, because he can see what I'm thinking re: earrings...

Do you like my old knockers? @Harpymarx @snookcocker @MarshaJane. Widdecombe shd be afraid.

@bloggerheads Here you are Timbles. Have done u some art.

@DrEvanHarris I know, I know. That's just Paul Dacre being a cock. Here's a better picture of you.

@snookcocker You're right. Here's another one who looks uncannily like Griffin & Pickles

Is Stephen Greenhalgh Nick Griffin? I think we should be told.