There's a time and place to be serious, its not 4 - 6pm Fridays.
Fire hydrant burst and this local cooling his feet... So New York! A #H&AGAPYEAR
The rat problem has got really serious at the Plastics Factory where our TV studio is kinda based. A
My suit has a security tag. Maybe the shifty guy who gave it to me didn't work for AG after all. A
A perfect bit of verse. Just got a call from Henry Lawson, he wants to book us all as writers. A
Congrats to all, collectively we trumped Shakespeare. Looking forward to the next #Twimerick. A
They have both opted to take their pants off for speed. No better day to do it. A
Contestant number 2: the Ice Ice Baby!
Contestant number 1: the Dennis!
At a Mongolian restaurant & Horgs has agreed to a chilli eating contest against this bloke. A
Dear whoever wanted the massive fish, I found it this evening. You're welcome. A
My house mate's not the cleanest bloke. His name is Nick. Please provide feedback for him. A
My housemate isn't the cleanest of blokes. His name is Nick. Please provide feedback for him. A
15 mins, 1 fork, job done. What a heist! I've dusted the fork for prints, so they won't get me. A
Guys, put this shirt on & the security tag is still attached. Don't have another shirt. Suggestions?
Okay Ham and Megs. Here it is... one pristine right footrotless kicker! Could eat off it and have. A
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