Content Director @bfgcom. Prone to bacon, bourbon & rabbit trails. Just an ordinary guy with extraordinary hair.
Be mindful of your Promoted Posts. This one from @flixster has a different connotation on 9/11 than it did on 9/9.
@darrylohrt You pretty much nailed that one.
This one goes out to anyone who is working or has ever worked as a waiter/waitress or bartender.
Move over 'Human Centipede.' It's the 'Hipster Metapede.' v @bfgcom
Well played, @homedepot. Well played.
Best Instagram bio ever? #nonotreally
"We've even incorporated it into our lovemaking." Hilarious Amazon review for Hutzler Banana Slicer. v @emily_knab
In celebration of next month's return of @WalkingDead_AMC I give you this piece of sage advice:
@Gamecockfb #Gamecock pride on game day, even at the office. #BeatVandy #GoCocks
Best Groupon deal ever: 60% off stock. (image credit: James Croshaw) via @jesse_bushkar
@renatoghio Dude, you paint too?
Check out @bryin4 voguing w/ Sookie from @TrueBloodHBO in the @bfgcom offices, courtesy of @GoldRunGo.
Coworker just walked into my office carrying a Circle K Thirst Buster larger than his head. #winning or #losing ?
@tsand You are being well represented, my friend. Even getting the Milwaukee burger w/ double @Nueskes bacon.
Not sure how I ended up front row at a fashion show. Any minute some big bouncer guy will tell me I'm in the wrong seat.
@Amy_Brock Breathing sighs of heavenly bliss. #bacon #NomNom #foodporn
Was just granted @foursquare Superuser status. Sweet.
This guy takes his fashion very seriously. #scadfashion
Groupie photo with @JamesBondTheDog
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