Albert Valdez

@h00f_heart3d

Are you human? Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

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How sweet are my co-workers?

Notice anything…different?

Hahahahaha! I made a funny. #ImHilarious

Who's shiny red hair could this be hmmm?

Why do you keep taunting us!? We saw these trucks to and from Calico.

Hahahaha

This is what I've resulted to so that I won't have to take out my septum ring EVERYTIME I blow my nose #howembarrassing

Your son is being SUCH a monster! #Literally

It's crazy I use to travel to Cali, spend $80+ on a ticket, just to see the very same DJs that play in Vegas.

Hope this makes you feel a little better :-( #HusbandsKnowEverything #Sarcasm

"Love it when he calls me fit."

She's fucking GLUED to the TV! Muahahaha!

Why is everyone taunting me!? Lady just brought me tea. #FancyACup? #LondonBound

Burn on her stomach: last week. Burn on her arm: last night. I'm starting to think cigarettes and liquor don't mix...

#WhyWontYouDie!?!?

S!NN3R S!NN3R PLACENTA DINNER!

#OmgOmgOmg!!! #CouldYouImagine? I'm #dying! (x_x)

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