A marked woman of ill repute. Follow me in my gordless ways if you dare.

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Good morning fuckerito y fuckeritas.

Hey dumbass! You can take that off, you're in Baytown, TX & it's 62 outside.

Welcome to Crashville.

Anyone up for a swim?

OMG! The aliens have come to take me home. Oh wait, it's just the sun.

The biggest Sharpie of all & it's all mine.

A new truck stop.

Sleepy baby.

I've been sitting here for 5 minutes with a cop behind me, what do I do?

I keep this shit up, they'll think I know what the fuck I'm doing. :D

This would be more fun if I wasn't empty.

Dontcha all wish you was here.

We're having a heat wave. It's up 6 degrees from when I woke up.

Does this qualify as asshole deep in snow?

Ick. I'll take the occasional shakes over this.

If your package is late, now you know why.

Couldn't have done it better if I tried. #IWINZ

Glad I showed up an hour early otherwise I'd be late by the time I reach the guard shack.

Mmm mmm banana burrito.