A marked woman of ill repute. Follow me in my gordless ways if you dare.
Good morning fuckerito y fuckeritas.
Hey dumbass! You can take that off, you're in Baytown, TX & it's 62 outside.
Welcome to Crashville.
Anyone up for a swim?
OMG! The aliens have come to take me home. Oh wait, it's just the sun.
The biggest Sharpie of all & it's all mine.
A new truck stop.
I've been sitting here for 5 minutes with a cop behind me, what do I do?
I keep this shit up, they'll think I know what the fuck I'm doing. :D
This would be more fun if I wasn't empty.
Dontcha all wish you was here.
We're having a heat wave. It's up 6 degrees from when I woke up.
Does this qualify as asshole deep in snow?
Ick. @aradasky I'll take the occasional shakes over this.
If your package is late, now you know why.
Couldn't have done it better if I tried. #IWINZ
Glad I showed up an hour early otherwise I'd be late by the time I reach the guard shack.
Mmm mmm banana burrito.
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