Patrick Gordon

@gx5

I'm so vain. I probably think this bio is about me. I tweet better than you.

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nah, douchebag first. Here you go. Cry, jerk off, whatever, I don't care.

new XIV coming out Saturday:

lol

hey man... says these are ugly. Your thoughts, please:

and here's more general cuteness:

here are our weirdo cats hanging out in in/around the shower:

new color of the 13s coming out in December. What do you think?

here's that beard stat. Also from ALCS game 2:

btw, found this pic on my phone from 2013 ALCS game 2. What a good time.

This is why I hate sports media now. SI tweeted a link to a story about a tweet from a player asking what to tweet.

Sorry , you're not getting any of my coke.

that's no joke. Check out this map of DD locations on Cape Cod. RIDICULOUS.

These two tweets sum up this game nicely.

I didn't go with #AirMaxMonday today, I went with #MarathonMonday #bostonstrong

Wow. should be embarrassed. Trying to weasel out of a bet like that... Unbelievable.

real talk:

Got to check out the Olympic medals that #Bruins players took home.

Webster offers one and only one definition. Where are you getting your information?

Here you go .

Good job, guys.