Scourge. Nerd. Mimic. Chronic sketcher scribbler. Social Justice Senpai. Yes, I have noticed you. Side-eye-ing your bullshit. Comedy like a bat to the face.
Well someone wants to get her BAKE on, tonight
Picking up a mic stand. Checking out the sheet music.
Holy Eli, Batman! Yes, the Dark Knight went to Yale. #DCComics
Lunch! Veggie roll http://twitpic.com/4edrsy House roll that's only a HALF order. each slice was the size of my fist
Lunch! Veggie roll House roll which is the size of my fist and that's only a HALF order
The kid's birthday cake, on fire. Anything over 10 candles and sparklers is a safety hazard. Pro-tip.
Feeling sketchy #robot
Eh, not so many vegan choices at the hospital cafeteria.
Making coworkers fat since 1999
Behold, raging pink eye, and despair.
Despite the shortbread base, treating myself to a @Starbuck's Salty Caramel Sweet Square #nomnonom
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