These are jokes and sardonic observations that I come up with in the bathroom.
UNLV. MIS. Analyst. Ulcerative Colitis. ~~that's the rest.
after all these calculations, still only 1 star.
ba DA da DA bada da, This is the story ::sssssskkkkk:: of how I met your mother. #darthSaget
with the dumb baby
yummy mass murdering. cc: @sprk7345
No Facebook, stop suggesting games. Is there a way to block the people who play them and everything they do.Haha
@sprk7345 wrote an article. He is terrible at math.
Should be in a children's book.
every conversation with @sprk7345
The Hobbit in 48 fps. That movie theatre is going to smell so bad. Like Axe Body Spray and loneliness.
I feel like I have done this to @sprk7345
those pesky moon dikes. That sounds 1000x more offensive that it is. #grail #nasa
going to buy this, #jesusFish
No known predators.
haha BFM. @sprk7345 @ChangeEm
haha BFM. @sprk7345 @changEM
I would go to IHOP everyday if they had these. Strawberry syrup would make them more life like.
Haha, this was @sprk7345 as a kid.
I found @sprk7345. #stalker
No, JK. Fuck that guy.
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