Dear Baby Jesus, Do you want to know how Americans begin to celebrate your birth? We (not me) wake up very, very, very early the day after Thanksgiving to save a few dollars on crappy gifts for family and friends. Stupid, huh?

Hey Horse Piss, I miss you. Do you miss me? You know it has been 3 months.

"How To.." instructions that I will never need.

It speaks for itself...

Christmas is coming so it makes me wonder who is going to get me this piece of shit?

WTF

The Taco Bell Dog's name was Gidget? Really?

Free smells....

No shit, this book got 4 and a half stars on Amazon. Must be a must read!

My rejections email from the Staples Center to attend the M Jackson memorial service. The least they could have done was call me to let me know why I was being rejected.

Don't know why it is a favorite of mine but it just is.

Went to the Saint Cloud MN Tea Party 4-15-09 and it was pretty boring. Bunch of whiners.

Duncan Murdock with another Marine in Iraq

Duncan Murdock with Iraqi children on election day