Capt. Fatty Pants


I drink too much. I eat too much. I'm generally salty. I fuckin love BMX. I talk shit here that I may or may not be able to back up, but I like my chances.

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Here’s a pic of this frozen stuff. Help ID it?

This made my day so far.

Funniest shit ever. The Panthers BLOW haha. Fuck you Cutler!!

Sorry but this is funny too.

I find this quite humorous.

Cheers sexy <3

Always the goddamn target.

I'd give you this #2inthepink1inthestink

Fuck yes

No cats, but I used to shoot my friends with my BB gun.

Fuck yes I knew I had it

Gotta find this CD. It’s here somewhere.

Just for you

Here you go

Lots of beer consumed. TMI? Perhaps but whatever.

Write in candidate for President.

Mashed my thumb. It doesn’t feel particularly good at the moment.

Here’s my angry eye ha