Designer // Writer of things for Creative Review, MacUser, Gym Class etc. // Married to the lovely Dr B.

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Not sure how excited to be about this :/

I do that, but the border stays the same size as the original window size and this happens:

Plan for this afternoon:

The Microsoft rebrand suddenly makes sense …

Letterpress print for you wall, anyone?

Plus he spends the whole time speaking into a lady razor, pretending he's working.

My preferred method:

I'm available for art criticism commissions. Example of recent intellectual cultural insight:

My attempt at recreating the opening shot of Ghostbusters:


Honeymoon – before and after:

Honeymoon – before and after:

A literary classic found in a charity shop in New York.


Random fact: the photo for the back cover of the Space Oddity 72 reissue was shot in 's bedroom. So there.

What mine looks like:

What a feed should look like:

I'm keeping this. It'll be worth something one day.